i am beginning my first satannica post with one of our favorite satanists. matt benton.
if you havent already read the controversy, it's pretty apparent this satanist is quite fond of evolution, a clear opposition to the bible and all of us well-bred southern baptists and real americans. he cannot possibly believe the bible because of this, and i am pretty sure he's not only a satanist, but he is in fact the anti-christ. barack obama better step it up, because he has close competition.
this is further proof of matt's satanism. in this very frightening photo, matt is, believe it or not, channeling demons.not pictured: jeff roberts. he asked that i'd protect his anonymity, and, although i feel i should respect that, satanists arent very deserving of respect. if i felt they were, then i'd be giving satan an inch. and we all know what he does with an inch.
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after seeing this, i will never sleep peacefully again.
yeah...and...umm i think this annonymous guy's words are being twisted around just a little.
but anyway
Up with the Skillet! Down with the Evilution!
Gross.
Umm...Im pretty upset that I am in the same picture as Matt looking alot like him. I am no longer sure about my salvation. I fear for the World as long as Matt is still free.
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